So Much Spam…So Little Time…

Here are 13 spam messages I’ve received the last few weeks:

1.  Stop snoring tonight  *I never knew I started snoring.*

2.  Chat with singles in your area  *Sure…I’d love to tell them all about my super husband.*

3.  You qualify for a free power wheelchair  *I’m curious…what might be the qualifications?*

4.  Meet wealthy York men  *I’m pretty sure I’ve met all the wealthy York men…both of them.*

5.  Laura, want to win at slots?  *Hm, is that a trick quesion?*

6.  York singles want to meet Laura this weekend  *To do what?  Help me catch up on laundry?*

7.  Casting for movies in the York area  *So, someone is finally recognizing my acting talent, huh?*

8.  Get rid of the buzz in your ears  *I’m sorry, did you say something?*

9.  Losing your hair?  *I suppose if I were, you wouldn’t want me for that movie after all?*

10.  What SHOULD  Laura weigh?  *None of your business.*

11.  Are you a big beautiful woman?  *Okay, now this is getting personal.*

12.  A years supply of free diapers for your baby  *We’ve done potty trained ‘em all, thanks…but I would take a years supply of groceries…if you’re offering.*

13.  Laura, back from the brink of death?  *It sure feels like it somedays…and apparently I’m also losing my hair, snore and have a constant buzz in my ears.  It’s okay though…the wheelchair I qualified for should be here any day…some single men are coming over to help me do some laundry…then, I get to be in a movie.*

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