Here are 13 spam messages I’ve received the last few weeks:
1. Stop snoring tonight *I never knew I started snoring.*
2. Chat with singles in your area *Sure…I’d love to tell them all about my super husband.*
3. You qualify for a free power wheelchair *I’m curious…what might be the qualifications?*
4. Meet wealthy York men *I’m pretty sure I’ve met all the wealthy York men…both of them.*
5. Laura, want to win at slots? *Hm, is that a trick quesion?*
6. York singles want to meet Laura this weekend *To do what? Help me catch up on laundry?*
7. Casting for movies in the York area *So, someone is finally recognizing my acting talent, huh?*
8. Get rid of the buzz in your ears *I’m sorry, did you say something?*
9. Losing your hair? *I suppose if I were, you wouldn’t want me for that movie after all?*
10. What SHOULD Laura weigh? *None of your business.*
11. Are you a big beautiful woman? *Okay, now this is getting personal.*
12. A years supply of free diapers for your baby *We’ve done potty trained ‘em all, thanks…but I would take a years supply of groceries…if you’re offering.*
13. Laura, back from the brink of death? *It sure feels like it somedays…and apparently I’m also losing my hair, snore and have a constant buzz in my ears. It’s okay though…the wheelchair I qualified for should be here any day…some single men are coming over to help me do some laundry…then, I get to be in a movie.*
More Thursday Thirteen
Alana says:
What a great idea for a TT list - so funny.
March 5th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Suezque says:
Thank you for a great laugh! I wish I had your wit & humor!
March 5th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Char says:
Oh my goodness, who knew you were SO funny and smart? Oh wait, I knew it… but wow, you just keep proving it! Thanks for making me laugh…
March 5th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Nicholas says:
Funny list! I’ve had a few of those too. I think we all have.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:53 am
karla ~ looking towards heaven says:
this is a funny funny list! and great idea for a T13~
Happy T13!
Blessings,
Karla
March 6th, 2008 at 1:22 am
Jennifer in OR says:
Great idea!! I’ve been “saving” some good spam for just such a post someday!
March 6th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
tasha says:
What a great idea for a TT! I think the spammers have my email address too, lol! Where do they come up with this stuff?
March 6th, 2008 at 9:46 pm